I don’t know which UK TV channels the Swiss Ramble can watch in his Zurich fastness but in any event, he may not have seen a recent edition of Have I Got News For You in which it was joked that Manchester City would be deducted 45 points which would put them two points ahead of Tottenham Hotspur. I should hasten to add that I have two good friends who are Spurs fans and I feel their pain. The Swiss Ramble knows how to read a set of accounts and has an unrivaled data set on football finances. He admits that this analysis of Spurs is ‘very detailed’ which is saying something for him. Subscribe to his Substack page to get some fascinating detail. But here are some highlights. Tottenham splashed out a hefty £312m this summer, the major signings being Sandro Tonali from Newcastle United for £92.5m, Mateus Fernandes from West Ham for £85m, Savio from Manchester City for £75m and Jan Paul van Hecke from Brighton for £52m, as well as Tosin Adarabioyo from Chelse...